Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Dear Martianne

DEAR MARTIANNE, YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR THUMB
BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE GLUM.
AFTER ALL, IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN A BROKEN BUM!
IT'S BETTER THAN LIVING IN A SLUM.
IT'S BETTER THAN CHEWING TOO MUCH GUM.
IT'S BETTER THAN EATING A ROTTEN PLUMB
BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO EAT A TUM.
IT'S BETTER THAN DRINKING A BOTTLE OF RUM,
'CAUSE THEN TO YOUR BISHOP YOU'D HAVE TO COME.
IT'S BETTER THAN MEGAN BEATING A DRUM,
'CAUSE THEN, YOUR HOUSE, YOU'D RUN AWAY FROM.
IT'S BETTER THAN CRYING, THAT WOULD BE DUMB,
BECAUSE, JUST THINK, A TUNE YOU COULD HUM.
IT'S BETTER THAN JUST SITTING AND BEING MUM,
'CAUSE THEN YOUR FAMILY WOULD THINK YOU'RE A CRUMB.
IT'S BETTER THAN YELLING "FEE FIE FOE FUM"
BECAUSE YOU COULD DEVOUR CHEESECAKE AND SAY "YUM YUM"

GET WELL SOON
LOVE DAD

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