Ghandi

A true story about Ghandi:
Ghandi was quite a fragile person because he went on many hunger strikes.
Ghandi had very bad teeth because he never went to a dentist. Consequently, he had very, very bad breath.
Ghandi never wore shoes and he walked many miles almost every day, so he had calouses upon calouses on his feet.
Therefore, Ghandi will now and forever be known as:
Super caloused, fragilistic, extra halitosis.